Stop sending me these cryptic messages. It's bad enough I can hardly remember what I put on that sticky note this morning next to your bagged pill lunch.
That is entirely a YOU problem. I didn't carry on that little habit of yours. Always popping things into your mouth like some spaghetti hamster.
Do you remember that time you tried smuggling that pouch of marbles in your mouth for the Queen over on Mecrution IV? And it turned out the marbles duplicate when mixed with liquid?
And there you are, losing your marbles in front of customs.
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humans really do find new ways to waste time don't they?
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and then - ]
What are you talking about?
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what are you?
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did you lose your mind a little bit when you hopped over onto this planet? eh?
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There isn't enough oil to gurgle around here.
[ That last bit might have been... a misfire. Maybe. Hopefully. ]
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oh you'd know a prank if you saw one
and you'd better stop ingesting things you probably shouldn't be ingesting! happened to me once, made me lose about ten years worth of memories
which isn't that much in the grand scheme of things
but i did forget where i left my glasses until i came across them again in some couch cushions one afternoon
i forgot i even wore glasses!
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Do you remember that time you tried smuggling that pouch of marbles in your mouth for the Queen over on Mecrution IV? And it turned out the marbles duplicate when mixed with liquid?
And there you are, losing your marbles in front of customs.
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hah! couldn't stop throwing them up actually
it was quite the scene
and a real lesson in making sure one always has pockets
the pockets of one's mouth simply aren't a fair substitute
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[ So much for a heartfelt moment of nostalgia. ]