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[lateness]

bereting! hah!

that's good that's very good

which by the way

i have been doing nothing of the sort

i was simply pointing out a truth

[attackbrows]

Don't endorse my puns! I'm strictly against pun endorsement.

And stop insisting I've gone hat-crazy. I am cutting the rim off this vicious cycle.

[lateness]

i'll do what i want, thank you very much, doctor!

[ The puns don't stop and this Doctor is tickled. ]

one day you'll meet a hat so perfect even you won't be able to resist it

mark my words!

[attackbrows]

Keep insisting all you want! You're already staring down at what is to come: a dashing awareness that hats aren't practical.

[lateness]

not practical?

not practical!

hah! of course i know hats aren't practical

hats don't need to be practical, they're hats

hats are like your silly t-shirts and your sunglasses only hats aren't silly they're brilliant

[attackbrows]

A happy marriage of comfort and efficiency so I don't have to bother with buttons and browse the wifi in peace.

Teach your little fez-y to do that.

[lateness]

oh don't start

i may very well do just that

[attackbrows]

And while you're at it, you may want to look into that waffle maker of yours. I hear it is starting to get a little on the dingy side.

As expected.

[lateness]

dingy??

dingy!!

what did you do to it

[attackbrows]

Good night, Doctor.

Don't let the soggy waffles bite.

[Somewhere on the other side of town, this idiot is chuckling maniacally to himself.]

not here — ;

[lateness]

[ tHE NERVE OF THIS MAN

Of himself.

Oh, whatever.

😡😡😡 ]